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Waterfalls
It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005





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You've got to see this to believe it

I'm still not sure if I believe it!

http://www.authorhouse.com/Bookstore/Itemdetail.aspx?bookid=54707

PS: At the bottom the blurb threatens that the book will soon be a motion picture. Who wants to go with me?

Borderline symptom of the day: weirdweird
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WTF?

It's a self-published book, which usually means that no real publishing house would touch it, and it's most likely a waste of paper.

I'm just rather flabbergasted that somebody would WRITE something that brainless!

Hell, I'm tempted to buy it for laugh value. But I don't want to encourage the moron.

this is primarily a bad case of more time and money than sense.

I can't believe they paid over $500 to self publish that.

Lulu is free.

Edited because I misspelled beelive

Edited at 2009-06-19 03:57 am (UTC)

[retch!]

My icon says it all.... o.O

Perhaps it's some sort of brilliant satire?

Please?

I'm thinking it's sheer insane rambling. :)

Uhmmm...

Edited at 2009-06-19 04:17 am (UTC)

*stare*

I know, right???

Well, I guess maybe the poor guy's lost his job, is sitting at home, feeling a little pissed off, and so has now come up with a very weak premise for a work of "fiction".

But, hey, what a cool movie! Denzel for the leading man; Beyonce to play Michelle!

Who wants to go with me?
Will your left boob be there too?

From the writing style and story, I'm guessing it'll be tied into the author's existing Twilight vampire series.

BWAAHAHAHAHAH!

...My icon says it all. Seriously, have you read the "about the author" bit? "He has a Master Degree in Healthcare Administration and currently he is working on a Master in Clinical Psychology."

And about the book it says "It is the best story ever written in a new genus and is based on facts, faith, history, love, adventure, and science."

...For some reason, it seems like someone's trying to rip off William Goldman's Princess Bride idea (the "Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure") and making a botch job of it...

If it weren't for the fact that the website it links to at the bottom doesn't even exist, as far as my browser can find, and... Amazon claims to have the book, too. No reviews yet, though. O.O

I think... I need my teddy bear; the world just became an awfully scary place... My teddy bear, or strong spirits. O.O

and i was like 'wtf, mate?!'