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Jenn's Meanderings...
Name:Jennifer E. McWhorter
Website:The Loony Bin, Dammit
Location:Denton, Texas, United States
Bio:Frustration

If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.

-- Dorothy Parker



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I've lived a life of interest to me and probably nobody else, but that's okay, it's my life. I enjoy it just fine. I've been loved, hated, treated well, hurt, helped, honored, walked on, uplifted, and so much more.

I make no apologies for anything I write in my journal. It's mine. Don't like it? Don't read it. There are millions of other things to see on the web. Nobody is forcing anybody to read my little corner of it. If you're easily offended, you probably don't want to friend me. If you can't handle words like "fuck" or "cunt", I recommend you go to the Disney website instead.

I'm an artist, a poet, a writer, a friend, a wife, a mother, a sister, an aunt, a grandmother. My parent (singular) died over 25 years ago. He was the best father and mother a girl could ever dream of having and the world is a poorer place for lack of him.

I know that family isn't about blood, it's about acceptance and concern.

I can be your best friend or your lifelong nemesis, it's up to you which one I am, and it all depends on how you treat me.

I'm crazy. I'm diagnosed. Don't like it? Find me a cure or go somewhere else. :P

Living in the past and complaining about how bad it was when you were a young adult just shows you to be the bitter old hag that you probably are. Try walking in OTHER people's shoes, you flea bitten, hideous old hag.




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Memories:82 entries
Pictures:over 200 public
Interests:98: ada, adobe photoshop, aloha, art, arts and crafts, asperger's syndrome, auroramud, bdsm with licorice whips, beading, bipolar disorder, books, borderline personality disorder, cats, cheesy poofs, children, christianity, computers, cottage industry, crafting, crafts, cruel shoes, da kine, daughters, democracy, depression, diabetes, disabled rights, discworld, dragonmud, dreams, enemas for disney characters, equal rights, equality, fabulous furry freak brothers, family, fantasy, fat freddy's cat, freedom, friends, gay marriage, generosity, gentleness, grandchildren, granny weatherwax, guilty pleasures, hanai, hawaiian pidgin, history, homeschooling, hope, icarus project, internet, irc, jesus christ, kids, kinky food games, literacy, literature, lortab, love, making fun of you, mark twain, marriage, mental health issues, mental illness, mike callahan, mother teresa, mothers who should die, movies, mp3s, mr. natural, mudding, music, ohana, painting, peace, photography, picking feet in poughkeepsie, poetry, polymer clay, r. crumb, reading, robert a. heinlein, sam mcwhorter, sanity, sculpting, sean connery, singing, slack key, sleeping, snuffleuppagus hunting, sons, spider robinson, spring water, terry pratchett, ukulele, undernet, writing
Schools:John M. Tobin School - Cambridge, MA (1974 - 1976)
Farr Academy - Cambridge, MA (1979 - 1981)
Friends:
People146:akugi, amaebi, annoyed_agent, backtick, bassbone, bbstucco, beki, bfly, bkwrrm_tx, booyah136, born_to_me, brontelicious, carteracademy, champagne_grape, chaoswolf, chrisbert, city_of_dis, codecattx, crzymtlgrl, damienps, dan1113, deinos_imp, dini_cateyes, dork_lj, dovelhouse, drwelbymd, dvoid, ehy2k, eonen, esthete, exapno, facets808, farmleaf, faxpaladin, femakita, flaim, freetrav, fusion_mobile, gina, gina_gwynne, griffen, gundo, guruwench, hislittle, hitchhiker, hobobob4, icyhotla, imonkey50, isabelladangelo, j9crafts, jamesmaudia, janetmiles, jazzerat, jennkitty, jethro, k2yhe, kalthare, kat82, kawika, kayre, keemo, kengr, kikikimi, kireishojo, ladyotterfae, laid, las, laurapatrick, lemcclatchie, liltxmommy, littlehawke, liz_marcs, lucretius, margaret_leigh, meglimir, memesis, micheinnz, microsft31, minkydog, mistresangelfur, moocards, moxafoot, ms_interpret, murnkay, murphymom, mwerle, n_1_n, nanassi, neurobabe, nexxcat, nocturne4ever, nytefyre, oberon_, opals, otherbill, pagawne, pauamma, peoplevsme, petre, phelansfinds, poptart_hearts, purple_acid4, raginglunatic, rain_manpnw, rainhag, rampling, randwolf, realmjit, rexsauren, rockspringsumc, rorajoey, sadbluedonkey, salvagion, shadowcat48li, sierraleone_su, simplysolace, smcwhort, snarky__cat, so_pseudogoth, sonyalynn, southerngurl75, spazticknit, spookysusie, sputnik, starian_kyonna, starjewel, stfloramission, stormyskies, sunruner, symposiarch, tamouse, tibu_flying, tsjafo, tullysatre, twilightsun, tygressdream, violet_faerie, vrax, warpmind, whytestar, wiccanpiper, wild_women66, worldmage, zaphod77, zenakai, zoharel
Communities35:100steps, asd_families, callahancooks, cat_macro_icons, cat_macros, chosenfamily, christ_evolving, craft_supplies, demmyicons, dot_pedantic, efw, everydaydid, hooked_on_icons, iamgratefulfor, icarus_project, kitty_macros, leftist_cunt, lj_2008, ljmemes, lolcat_icons, macro_drama, multiplicity, obsessiveicons, photocontest, prompt_a_day, put_up_yer_ukes, realppl4change, selfquotes, thefridayfive, thisisbyusteam, trashy_eats, wajatalk, waternest, weekly_checkin, worstsongsever
Feeds2:blogthings, rcanestickmagic
Mutual Friends:134: akugi, amaebi, annoyed_agent, backtick, bassbone, bbstucco, beki, bfly, bkwrrm_tx, booyah136, born_to_me, brontelicious, carteracademy, champagne_grape, chaoswolf, chrisbert, city_of_dis, codecattx, crzymtlgrl, damienps, dan1113, deinos_imp, dini_cateyes, dork_lj, dovelhouse, drwelbymd, dvoid, ehy2k, eonen, esthete, exapno, facets808, farmleaf, faxpaladin, femakita, flaim, freetrav, fusion_mobile, gina_gwynne, griffen, gundo, guruwench, hislittle, hitchhiker, hobobob4, icyhotla, imonkey50, isabelladangelo, jamesmaudia, janetmiles, jennkitty, jethro, k2yhe, kalthare, kat82, kawika, kayre, keemo, kengr, kikikimi, kireishojo, ladyotterfae, laid, las, laurapatrick, lemcclatchie, liltxmommy, littlehawke, lucretius, margaret_leigh, meglimir, memesis, micheinnz, microsft31, minkydog, mistresangelfur, moxafoot, ms_interpret, murphymom, mwerle, n_1_n, nanassi, neurobabe, nexxcat, nocturne4ever, nytefyre, opals, pagawne, pauamma, peoplevsme, petre, phelansfinds, poptart_hearts, purple_acid4, raginglunatic, rain_manpnw, rainhag, rampling, randwolf, realmjit, rexsauren, rorajoey, sadbluedonkey, shadowcat48li, sierraleone_su, simplysolace, smcwhort, snarky__cat, so_pseudogoth, sonyalynn, southerngurl75, spazticknit, spookysusie, sputnik, starian_kyonna, starjewel, stfloramission, stormyskies, sunruner, symposiarch, tamouse, tibu_flying, tsjafo, tullysatre, twilightsun, vrax, warpmind, whytestar, wiccanpiper, wild_women66, worldmage, zaphod77, zenakai, zoharel
Also Friend of:8: bonkoif, davidkevin, fallenoutcast, guitar_dan, layla_aaron, lpaxton, nicolana111, schmoog
Member of:35: 100steps, a_ranting_dom, angryletters, callahancooks, cat_macro_icons, cat_macros, customers_suck, efw, everydaydid, fuckyoulist, healingpartners, hoojins, hooked_on_icons, iamgratefulfor, icarus_project, kitty_macros, leftist_cunt, lj_nifty, lolcat_icons, macro_drama, metaquotes, mock_the_stupid, multiplicity, paidmembers, photocontest, prompt_a_day, put_up_yer_ukes, realppl4change, selfquotes, thisisbyusteam, trashy_eats, wajatalk, waternest, weekly_checkin, worstsongsever
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