September 7th, 2008

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Hotlist: Tonight's best work questions

Question:
Do u prefer tight or loose pussy
Answer:
I like my cat best when she's relaxed and purring, so my answer would be "loose". Thanks for using ChaCha, good night!
(Linked to ICHC)

Question:
Are peas made out of old people's skin?
Answer:
They're vegetables, so no. Wasabi peas are dried peas covered in a horseradish sauce that is then dried. They look wrinkly! (Linked to a site encouraging treating the elderly with dignity)

Question:
How do you spell "badass" in Cherokee?
Answer:
Bad Bottom is Uyoi Onididla, Tough Man is As Asayv. Not quite what you want, but the best I could find.
(Linked to English-Cherokee dictionary)

Question:
Comment I have fallen why can't I reach my beer
(Question history from this user showed he claims to have had 15 beers tonight)
Answer:
Probably because you are on the floor and the beer is on the table. 15 beers is dangerous. Alcohol overdose can kill. Be careful. (Linked to two pages: one detailing John Bonham's death from alcohol overdose, the other on drinking responsibly)


Question:
Where can I find the official writings about the lives of Adam and Eve?
Answer: In the first book of the Holy Bible, which is called Genesis.
I can't BELIEVE this was asked. (Linked an online Bible, book of Genesis)

Question:
well how old are you?
Answer:
I don't know the last guy's age, but I'm 43 or at least I think I am. Senility kicks in when you reach these ancient ages! (second time he asked this tonight) (Linked to the AARP website)

Question:
Do you keep it crunk in the USA?
Answer:
Some people keep it crunk, some people keep it cool, some people keep it low down, and some keep it on the down low!
(Linked to dictionary.com definition of crunk)

Question:
Is olivia going to lose her virginity tonight?
Answer:
Only Olivia knows for sure. You could always ask her what her plans are, but she may consider that nosy. (Linked to page on safer sex)
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Writer's Block: Google Founded

Ten years ago today, Google was founded. In that time, how has Google changed your life, and do you ever go out of your way to avoid its omnipresent power?


I resisted the greatness of Google for several years. I was a Yahoo adherent. Still am in some ways. While I have gmail, I don't really use it, I use my Yahoo Mail, and read all of my news through Yahoo's feeds.

But nowadays I know that when I want good answers fast and reliably, I need GoogleFu, and my GoogleFu is good enough that these days I get paid to exercise it, which I think is pretty darn nifty!
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Tweets for Today

  • 23:21 Grooving on my new work. Getting paid for something I was doing for free on Yahoo Answers is beyond cool! GO MONEY! #
  • 23:54 I can't believe the questions I get. "Does a blow job feel nice?" *snerk* #
  • 01:10 Don't these people know that they can get driving directions from the 411 people on their cell phones? Bah. #
  • 01:21 Sam had a really hard afternoon, emotionally, but he's doing good now. Sometimes I worry so much about him. #
  • 03:51 Just posted tonight's best questions to my LJ. #
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Hee

Question:
Can you Make hot noises
Answer:
*Sizzle* *Pop* *Sssss* *SizzleSizzle* Thanks for using ChaCha!


This person's history for today shows them asking for sexy noises, sex noises, horny noises, and so forth. We're given considerable leeway in answering this sort of question, so this was my response. The link I gave? A .wav file of frying bacon.
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Palin's "Foreign Policy Experience" adds up to NOTHING, people

http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20080907/pl_politico/13222

Key parts of article:

Touting the credentials of his running mate, John McCain and his campaign suggest that Gov. Sarah Palin’s role as commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard qualifies as foreign affairs experience.

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governors don’t have any command role in overseas deployments, or in the national security and foreign policy decisions surrounding them. That’s the prerogative of the president.

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Governors are commanders of their state National Guard units, but their roles are restricted to deployments of soldiers and airmen within their states, said Randy Noller, a spokesman for the National Guard Bureau

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But that hasn’t stopped the McCain campaign from claiming Palin’s role with the state Guard, and her visit to Alaska Guard members in Kuwait last year, as foreign policy experience.

“She’s been the commander of the National Guard, of Alaska’s National Guard, who’s been deployed overseas,’’ said McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds during a heated exchange Monday night with CNN anchor Campbell Brown, adding: “That’s foreign policy experience.”

A day earlier, on "Fox News Sunday," McCain defended Palin’s background with a similar explanation.

“The point is she has been to Kuwait. She has been over there,” he said. “She has been with her troops, the National Guard that she commands, who had been over there and had the experience. I’m proud of her knowledge of these challenges and issues.”


And let's not forget her experience in the PTA, by all means!
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Tweets for Today

  • 22:21 Grooving on my new work. Getting paid for something I was doing for free on Yahoo Answers is beyond cool! GO MONEY! #
  • 22:54 I can't believe the questions I get. "Does a blow job feel nice?" *snerk* #
  • 00:10 Don't these people know that they can get driving directions from the 411 people on their cell phones? Bah. #
  • 00:21 Sam had a really hard afternoon, emotionally, but he's doing good now. Sometimes I worry so much about him. #
  • 02:51 Just posted tonight's best questions to my LJ. #
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