July 26th, 2009

misc - fluffy

FUN meme!

Ganked from griffen

So there's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide. You open it and out pops a Genie, who grants you a single wish!

BUT! Although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it - with a twist. For the Genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humor. The Genie's wishes are really the flying fickle finger of fate!

In other words, it becomes the wish from HELL!

The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish, and then make a wish for the next person to mess with.

Oh, and remember: The Genie can NEVER do anything right. If he did, it will unravel the fabric of space/time and DESTROY ALL LIFE! (Besides, that is against Genie union rules. He is bound by IBOMWGB - Intergalactic Brotherhood Of Mythical Wish Granting Beings.)

I'll start: I wish for a day where my kids don't bicker!

(Remember, the first commenter to screw up my wish has to post a wish of their own, which gets screwed up by the next commenter. You can also respond directly to the post and start a new wish thread.)

Originally posted on http://j3nny3lf.dreamwidth.org - but you can comment either here or there. I prefer HERE!
misc - spam

The most sublime 419 spam EVAR!

I just got this in my email. It's so sublime I'm in AWE! Let's look at it:


Subject: Anti-Terrorists and Monetary Crimes Division
Sunday, July 26, 2009 7:26 PM
From:
"James T. Burton." <fbi@washington.dc.org>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
undisclosed-recipients
Message contains attachments
FBI.txt (7KB)

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS WITH IMMEDIATE INFORMATIONS DETAIL ON THE ATTACHEMENT GIVEN FROM F.B.I.

Director Foreign Remittance / Telegraphic Dept (FBI),
James T. Burton.


I mean, LOOK at it! Here we have a 419 scam, complete with what is probably a virus laden attachment.

The only thing that could possibly make this better is if it had been FORWARDED to me by cia@washington.dc.org!

Seriously, I'm just.. wow. Just wow. BEAUTIFUL!

Originally posted on http://j3nny3lf.dreamwidth.org - but you can comment either here or there. I prefer HERE!
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