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Waterfalls
It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005





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WAY too much time on our hands!

Amy and I have just come up with a menu for a feast of shit. And I promise, this is my last post today!

Appetizers:

Stink links: Wrap cocktail weenies with bacon, sprinkle with garlic powder, bake until bacon is cooked. Skewer with toothpicks.

Cow pies: Ground beef, onions, and ketchup, fried up together and mashed into those little fried wonton cups. Sprinkle with french fried onions, the kind in a can.

Soup/Vegetable: My infamous Baby Poop Soup recipe (just ask and it's yours)

Another vegetable: Porky Pig's Poo: Pinto beans that have been cooked up with chunks of bacon.

Main Course: THIS meatloaf recipe: http://community.livejournal.com/trashy_eats/382156.html - which Amy has named "Turdloaf" because, wow, it's ugly, but we bet it's good!

Side dish: WHY are there ALWAYS corn bits?!?: Ground turkey mixed with worcestershire sauce and fried with corn niblets, served over minute rice that has been tossed with ranch dressing.

Desserts:

Diarrhea Sandwiches: http://community.livejournal.com/trashy_eats/392700.html

Manure Balls: Crush vanilla wafers and Oreos up, mix with enough softened cream cheese that they will form into solid balls, roll in toasted coconut flakes.

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the words "Eat shit!", doesn't it?

Forgive me if this was over the top. :)

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Borderline symptom of the day: creativecreative AND disgusting, tyvm!
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I think I'll just have a salad. ;)