Stink links: Wrap cocktail weenies with bacon, sprinkle with garlic powder, bake until bacon is cooked. Skewer with toothpicks.
Cow pies: Ground beef, onions, and ketchup, fried up together and mashed into those little fried wonton cups. Sprinkle with french fried onions, the kind in a can.
Soup/Vegetable: My infamous Baby Poop Soup recipe (just ask and it's yours)
Another vegetable: Porky Pig's Poo: Pinto beans that have been cooked up with chunks of bacon.
Main Course: THIS meatloaf recipe: http://community.livejournal.com/trashy_eats/382156.html - which Amy has named "Turdloaf" because, wow, it's ugly, but we bet it's good!
Side dish: WHY are there ALWAYS corn bits?!?: Ground turkey mixed with worcestershire sauce and fried with corn niblets, served over minute rice that has been tossed with ranch dressing.
Diarrhea Sandwiches: http://community.livejournal.com/trashy_eats/392700.html
Manure Balls: Crush vanilla wafers and Oreos up, mix with enough softened cream cheese that they will form into solid balls, roll in toasted coconut flakes.
Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the words "Eat shit!", doesn't it?
Forgive me if this was over the top. :)