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Jennifer E. Thomas
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It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005


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Jenn's Hot Five Insulting Names to Call People

I've decided that every now and then, I am going to blog a "Top (some damn number)" list. Why should Letterman have all the fun? I don't promise amusement, but hey, I do promise you'll learn more about me than you ever wanted to know. However, since I don't know how many of anything I'll list at a given time, it's not a top whatever list. It's a hotlist. :D

So, here's my first hotlist.

Jenn's Hot Five Insulting Names to Call People:

5) Sheep fucking ignoramus
4) Dirty Sanchez faced ass licking asshole
3) Smegma breath
2) Foreskin lips
1) Fuckwitted fucktard of a fucknugget


HOW could I miss cuntpotato???

Oh, right, never heard it before.

But LOVE it!

What? YOU'VE never heard CUNTPOTATO?


I live a very sheltered, serene, and religious life. ;)