I've decided that every now and then, I am going to blog a "Top (some damn number)" list. Why should Letterman have all the fun? I don't promise amusement, but hey, I do promise you'll learn more about me than you ever wanted to know. However, since I don't know how many of anything I'll list at a given time, it's not a top whatever list. It's a hotlist. :D
So, here's my first hotlist.
Jenn's Hot Five Insulting Names to Call People:
5) Sheep fucking ignoramus 4) Dirty Sanchez faced ass licking asshole 3) Smegma breath 2) Foreskin lips 1) Fuckwitted fucktard of a fucknugget