|j3nny3lf is stalking smcwhort|
|j3nny3lf's REAL name :||Ivory Mccallum|
|j3nny3lf's REAL DOB :||20th October 1986|
|Height :170 cm||Weight : 98.3 kg|
|j3nny3lf has dreamt about you : ||27 times |
|j3nny3lf became interested in you : ||23rd May 2005|
|j3nny3lf's latest dream about you|
| j3nny3lf and smcwhort are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.|
|This is how j3nny3lf describes your relationship behind your back |
| 'I think smcwhort is a little intimidated about my obsession over him but I'll soon win him over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!'|
|j3nny3lf's been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| j3nny3lf wouldn't admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of smcwhort's wristwatch|
|They've even started modifying their body for you|
| j3nny3lf had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.|
|They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
|Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.|
|Testimonies about j3nny3lf|
|eleri - A boring stoner
| 'Dear God! I knew j3nny3lf was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. smcwhort is a bit of a sucker really.'
|kayre - Loves staring at dead bodies
| 'Well well, who would have thought it? j3nny3lf a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'
|beki - Fathers goats
| 'Boring. I know smcwhort and j3nny3lf really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!'
|kylakae - Stoner of the crows
| 'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded smcwhort really is. I just wish he'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'