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Jennifer E. Thomas
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It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005


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Urban Dictionary meme

Snarfed from stormyskies

Your name? Jenn
As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!

Your age? 43
A number used by the Lucky clothing company (among others) which stands for "Fuck You" or "Fuck Off", since "fuck" has 4 letters and "you"/"off" have 3 letters.

One of your friends? Renee
A girl with a great ass.

What should you be doing? Sleeping
When you close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

Favorite color? Blue
Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
George Carlin uses a whole fucking lot of "blue" material.

Hometown? Cambridge
Best place in the world

Month of your birthday? December
1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.

Last person you talked to? Sam
1. Usually a male with an extremely large cock with bulgy veins and a big proud head. 2. Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

Borderline symptom of the day: amusedamused

I have a very good friend named Jenny. She is neither evil nor a loser. *pout*

Jennifer: One who jennifs.

Kind of like...

Rebecca: One who has becca'ed more than once.