Me: Do you guys have school on Monday?
Evan: No, it's Labor Day, Ma.
(pause)
Evan: We learned all about Labor Day the other day in school. Did you know it was originally created to give workers the day off?
Sam: Did you also learn that managers have green scaly skin and long yellow sharp teeth?
Evan: I already learned THAT in Kindergarten!
The boy always makes me laugh. :)