Jennifer E. Thomas (j3nny3lf) wrote,
Jennifer E. Thomas
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Hotlist: Tonight's best work questions

Question:
Do u prefer tight or loose pussy
Answer:
I like my cat best when she's relaxed and purring, so my answer would be "loose". Thanks for using ChaCha, good night!
(Linked to ICHC)

Question:
Are peas made out of old people's skin?
Answer:
They're vegetables, so no. Wasabi peas are dried peas covered in a horseradish sauce that is then dried. They look wrinkly! (Linked to a site encouraging treating the elderly with dignity)

Question:
How do you spell "badass" in Cherokee?
Answer:
Bad Bottom is Uyoi Onididla, Tough Man is As Asayv. Not quite what you want, but the best I could find.
(Linked to English-Cherokee dictionary)

Question:
Comment I have fallen why can't I reach my beer
(Question history from this user showed he claims to have had 15 beers tonight)
Answer:
Probably because you are on the floor and the beer is on the table. 15 beers is dangerous. Alcohol overdose can kill. Be careful. (Linked to two pages: one detailing John Bonham's death from alcohol overdose, the other on drinking responsibly)


Question:
Where can I find the official writings about the lives of Adam and Eve?
Answer: In the first book of the Holy Bible, which is called Genesis.
I can't BELIEVE this was asked. (Linked an online Bible, book of Genesis)

Question:
well how old are you?
Answer:
I don't know the last guy's age, but I'm 43 or at least I think I am. Senility kicks in when you reach these ancient ages! (second time he asked this tonight) (Linked to the AARP website)

Question:
Do you keep it crunk in the USA?
Answer:
Some people keep it crunk, some people keep it cool, some people keep it low down, and some keep it on the down low!
(Linked to dictionary.com definition of crunk)

Question:
Is olivia going to lose her virginity tonight?
Answer:
Only Olivia knows for sure. You could always ask her what her plans are, but she may consider that nosy. (Linked to page on safer sex)
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