Tweets for Today

21:03 Making beef curry for supper. :) YummmmmmmNomNomNOM! #
22:06 Waiiiiiting for my rice to cook. Who decided rice should take a month to boil, anyways? Dorks! #
22:07 Don't you just love these boring little updates from my life? Admit it, you love it. Should I make a dessert? #
04:36 Wy do I keep falling asleep on the sofa watching TV? It's annoying. #
11:59 Well, I'm already tired of the kids being in school. Endless calls from teachers. Gonna shoot the kids. Anybody got any ammo? #

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