Jennifer E. Thomas (j3nny3lf) wrote,
Jennifer E. Thomas
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Simple multiplication

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


So - if you give her any crap,

- you will receive a ton of shit."
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