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It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005


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Men and penises

Two of my favorite subjects.

I was wondering if I'm the only one out there who has realized this.

Many men consider their cars to basically be penile extensions.

So why is it that those men like the smallest and fastest cars around?

Do they long for miniscule genitalia and the ability to prematurely ejaculate?

I should not be allowed to wax philosophical.

Borderline symptom of the day: amusedamused

*falls on the floor laughing*

I like it. :)

And you just know why they all want Hummers.

No stinkin' subject! - (Anonymous)

Hmm, philosophy can get hairy at times, but I think that's good...

Honestly? this is something I often ponder.
Yes the hummers but WHAT ABOUT THE LAMBOS D:

Honestly? I'd probably be pretty focused on something like a penis, if I had one.

We had dinner with some neighbours the other night, psychologists of all things, and I actually quoted a bit of the Penis Poem to them. It certainly got an uproar from everyone, especially the bit about it being so "cute", and how they wished they could "play it like a flute".

Maybe cars are sperm, not dicks? :-)

There ya go! I was just thinking that, sadly for guys, cars can't really be both big and fast/maneuverable, so most guys settle for fast. Which may say something even more interesting about the guys who opt for big instead!

"Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure." -- Aldous Huxley