Jennifer E. Thomas (j3nny3lf) wrote,
Jennifer E. Thomas

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Men and penises

Two of my favorite subjects.

I was wondering if I'm the only one out there who has realized this.

Many men consider their cars to basically be penile extensions.

So why is it that those men like the smallest and fastest cars around?

Do they long for miniscule genitalia and the ability to prematurely ejaculate?

I should not be allowed to wax philosophical.
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