This is so funny. I was just doing a little housekeeping on my journal and found the link to the Penis Poem. Was it city_of_dis who told you not to scold him?

Yup, sure was. The man defends ANYTHING these kids of mine come up with. He's a great supporter of creativity and off-the-wallism in young folks. :)

i laughed too :)

*choke* You should post this (suitably sanitized) to linguaphiles. :-)

Most definitely! Scold him righteously. That is horrible Latin. Here's what he should be using instead:

mulce te

I'm not sure where he got that verb or its form from, but it just will NOT do. And the ipsi is redundant (& it should be ipsum, anyhoo). If he's going to be crass in Latin, he needs more practice. ;)

fulveo - to keep warm, bake
mulceo - to stroke, graze, touch lightly, fondle

Tsk, the state of edjumication these days!

*smooch*