My first thought was, "Miami Vice in the 70s?" Heh.

I think the shirt tail thing is actually a tie at the waist thing.. see where it v's?

I think you're right.

EW you're right! EW!

"C" has a wider stance than the other two, making his pose slightly more dynamic, and adding to the "comic book crime-fighter" nuance of his outfit.

Points off for his shoes, though, I agree, which should be just a bit darker blue than the rest of his powder blue motif.

To me, none of it looks bad, just very specifically dated.

B is wearing a tie-at-the-waist shirt. Believe it or not.

You're actually going to burn these images onto people's retinas? Isn't that against the Geneva COnventions or something?

Man, but the '70s were an ugly, UGLY time. :-P

These should totally go over in ungly_crap. :DDDDDDDD

The pedant is perfectly 70's, Italian machismo: a 14k gold Italian horn. The flavah-savah porn star mustache is spot on, too.

I never, ever knew a single person who would be caught dead (save our sainted father in his *ahem* Puerto Rican Disco Shirt Collection) in clothes like these.

Lurve the shoes on the guy on the far right.

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I was about to say, what about Dad? :D He LOVED that crap. :D

He was kind of a fashion nightmare all by himself. Remember the Fruit Boots?

You mean the Disco Shirts, right? I don't Dad would've enjoyed yellow trousers, and he certainly didn't wear gold chains!

Actually, I think I'd like having Fruit Boots today. I liked the colours and the design, even though I do remember them embarrassing me to no end when I was a kid.

Looking back, they looked COZY, didn't they?

But God! Did he HAVE to wear them OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE???