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Jennifer E. Thomas
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Waterfalls
It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005





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Because I'm bored and can't get enough of these damn things



~~~~~MEME #1~~~~~
1. do you like anyone?: yup
2. do they know it?: pretty sure he does :)

A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated?: simple

I N T H E L A S T M O N T H H A V E Y O U
1. Had sex: yup
2. Bought something: yes
3. Gotten sick? yes
4. Been hugged? yes
5. Been kissed? yes
6. Felt stupid: yes
8. Talked to an ex: Talk to Amy's dad regularly. Good thing we like each other.
9. Missed someone: Missing Amy right this minute
10. Got drunk: yes
11. Gotten high: nope
12. Danced crazy: no
13. Gotten your hair cut: no
14. Watched cartoons: no
15. Lied: no

U N I Q U E
1. Nervous habits?: nailbiting
2. are you double jointed? nope
3. Can you roll your tongue? yup
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yeah
5. Can you cross your eyes?: yes
7. Do you think you are unique? Just like everybody else! (pun intended there!)

H A V E Y O U E V E R
1. Said "I Love you" and meant it?: If I say it, I mean it.
2. Given money to a homeless person: on a fairly regular basis.

M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear?: Fuck yes!
2. Do you ever spit?: I should swallow my phlegm?
3. You cook your own food? sometimes
4. You do your own chores? yes
5. Did you get laid today?: MYOB!
6. You like beef jerky?: YUH!
7. You like pepsi or coke?: Coke Zero
9. You're happy with your hair? Need to do my roots, they're all brown again
10. You own a dog?: Bear :)
11. You spend your money wisely? i try to
12. You're always making new friends? no
13. You like to swim? yup.
14. When you get bored do you call a friend? sometimes
15. You're patient?: HAHAHA! It is to laugh!


D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. flowers or angels?: flowers
2. gray or black? gray
3. Colour or black and white photos? Depends on the photo
4. lust or love?: love with a healthy dose of lust in the mix.
5. sunrise or sunset?: sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
7. rap or rock? rock
8. staying up late or waking up early?: staying up late

D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. being hot or cold?: cold
3. Winter or Fall?: fall
4. left or right: Politically? The left, please
5. having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends: 2 best friends
6. rain or snow?: rain.
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: vanilla.


Mark with an X the things that are true

Appearance
[X ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ X] wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[X] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses/contacts
[X] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[X] I've sworn at my parents
[X] I've run away from home.
[ X] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[X] I've had children.
[X] I've lost a child. (Adoption)

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[X] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches.
[] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[X] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[X ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ X] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[X ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ X] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[/] I've crashed a car. (Been in a crash, so I get half!)
[X ] I've been skiing.
[X] I've been in a play.
[X] I've met someone in person from the internet. (Married him, too!)
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[X ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ X] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ X] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ X] I'm married.
[X] I've gone on a blind date.
[X] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[X] I've cheated in a relationship. (To my lasting shame, and with such a little shit!)
[X ] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[X ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[X] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world
[] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[X ] I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[X ] I've been arrested.
[X] I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol
[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[X] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X ] I've smoked weed
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ X] I've popped E.
[ X] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Ricola)
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem (Make that 11. Every day)
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[X ] I [used to] take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm/have been anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[X] I've woken up crying.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ X] I open up to others easily.
[ X] I watch the news. (Don't watch it, but read it compulsively)
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of bing able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar.
[X ] I am a sports fanatic. (CELTICS!)
[X] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name. sometimes
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[] I bake well.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (BLUE)
[ ] I wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X ] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I believe in ghosts.
[X ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X ] I love white chocolate.
[ X] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[X] This Was One Of The Gayest Surveys I Have Taken. By Far



~~~~~MEME #2~~~~~
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
same place I am now

2. Who will be your next kiss?
SamSamSam

3. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store?
$18000, at a trailer showroom.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Pic of Disney's Belle standing in front of pink walls.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Saturday with Amy

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
I am wearing NOTHING right now

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Yesterday, drove Amy to the airport.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days
nope

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coke Zero

12. What are you wearing right now?
Not a stitch!

13. Do you wash your car or let the rain wash do it?
rain

14. Last fast food you ate?
Hamburger and onion rings

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Hanging out with Amy

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
As a gift, yes

17. When is the last time you ran?
Wheelchair. I don't run.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
A Celtics game last year

19. What is your favorite class?
it WAS art

20. Your dream vacation?
Hawaii. But not tourist Hawaii. Real Hawaii.

21. Last person's house you were in?
Kelly's

22. How old are your parents?
Daddy is dead
Mama Anne is 64
Mama Nita is 57

23. Are you in love?
very much so

24. Do you miss anyone?
I always miss my daughters, granddaughters, and sister.

25. Last play you saw?
Cats

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sleep

28. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
Bonnie

30. Ever go to camp?
yeah

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yes

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will we ever own a home?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
no

34. Are you hungry?
not really

35. Where are your best friends located?
In my computer

36. Who is your best friend?
Renee, Kris, Tori, and Debbra

37. Do you have a tan?
No

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I was 16 when I had Bonnie, 26 when I had Amy, and 39 when I got my boys.

39. Do you collect anything?
yes

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Never. I've never driven.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yes

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Tabasco FTW

45. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday

46. Do you need to do laundry?
yes

47. What is your heritage?
Welsh, English, Irish, German Jew

48. Are you someone's best friend?
yup!

49. What's the weather like?
Balmy

50. What do you think of the person who took this survey before?
I got it from wings_unfurling, whom everybody knows is a sick sick SICK person. ;)



~~~~~MEME #3~~~~~
1) Do you have a crush on somebody?: I'm in love with Sam
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?: I don't hate them, I pity them for being such small and broken assholes.
3) How many houses have you lived in?: Too many to count
4) Favorite candy? Lindt White Chocolate Truffles or Swedish Fish
5) Favorite color(s)?: cobalt blue, garnet red
6) Have you ever tripped someone?: yeah
7) Least favorite school subject?: math
8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?: three?
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?: EW no!
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?: Yes
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind?: Sam and the kids
12) Favorite genre of music?: rock
13) What is your zodiac sign?: Sagittarius
14) What time were you born?: 5:03 AM
15) Do you like beer?: no
16) Ever made a prank phone call?: yes, as a kid
17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?: Bay City Rollers Greatest Hits
18) Are you sarcastic?: Not me! Never! TRUST ME!
19) Black and white or color?: yes
20) How many watches do you own?: 2
21) Summer or winter?: autumn and spring
23) Favorite color to wear?: black. It matches everything.
24) Pepsi or Sprite?: Water
25) What color is your cell phone?: black
26) Where is your second home?: Nita's
27) Have you ever slapped someone?: yes
28) Have you ever had a cavity?: yes
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?: 2
30) How many video games do you own?: Lots
31) What was your first pet?: A dachshund named Flockie
32) Ever had braces?: no
33) Do looks matter?: no
34) Do you use chapstick?: no
35) Name 3 teachers from high school: John, Ted, Greg
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?: neither.
37) Are you too forgiving?: sometimes
38) How many children do you want?: i think the six I have are enough.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?: no
40) Favorite breakfast meal?: egg mcmuffin with ketchup and hash browns
41) Do you own a gun?: no
42) Ever thought you were in love?: I AM in love
43) When was the last time you cried?: yesterday
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?: slept
45) Olive Garden?: Sure
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?: no
47) Have you ever been in a castle?: Do those plastic things at Disneyland count?
48) Nicknames?: Jenn, elfi, J3nny3lf, Jenna, Jenny
50) Ever been to Kentucky?: yes
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now: yes
53) Ever called somebody Boo?: Beki :)
54) Do you smoke?: Yuh
55) Do you own a diamond ring?: no
56) Are you happy with your life right now?: yes
57) Do you dye your hair?: just for fun
58) Does anyone have a crush on you?: dunno
60) I'm Ron Burgundy?: Huh?
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?: Shit no
62) McDonalds or Wendys?: McD's
63) Do you like yourself?: i guess
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?: I am STILL closer to my dead father.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?: hairy chest
67) Have you ever eaten paste?: yes
68) Do you own a webcam?: yes
69) Have you ever stripped?: yes
70) Ever broke a bone?: no
72) Do you chat on AIM often?: yup.
73) Pringles or Lays?: both
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?: Brady Bunch
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?: Bonnie was great. Named my daughter for her.
79) Do you have a birth mark?: No
80) Do you own a car?: We own a Buick
81) Can you cook?: yes
82) 3 things that annoy you: Being asked the same Q a dozen times in a row by the kids, sitting on the john and realizing I need a new roll from the closet in the hall, whining
83) Do you text message often?: never
84) Money or love?: love
85) Do you have any scars?: yes
86) What do you really want right now?: cuddles from Sam but he's sleeping
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? nope.
88) Relationships or one night stands?: relationship
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?: neither
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?: NOM
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?: no
92) Do you own a box of crayons?: the Crayola 64 :)
93) Ever had sex in a public place?: Yes
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?: Sam
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?: Janice
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?: MADE me cry? Dunno
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?: Sam, wings_unfurling, Amy
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?: Sam
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?: Jessica
100) Who was the last person that called you?: Amy

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Borderline symptom of the day: boredbored
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You only call me sick because you want the snack I had earlier. ;)