Yeah, see, for me it's 'George'...Carlin and Bush.

Alas, only one of those made me laugh intentionally. :P

:-P

Less we forget my nick. hrumph! LOL

i was just rereading this the other day, and laughing my ass off as usual :)

This is my favorite literary critique ever, followed VERY closely by...

Lord Byron

To the Author of a Sonnet Beginning "'Sad is my verse,' you say, 'and yet no tear'"

Thy verse is "sad" enough, no doubt:
A devilish deal more sad than witty!
Why we should weep I can't find out,
Unless for _thee_ we weep in pity.

Yet there is one I pity more;
And much, alas! I think he needs it:
For he, I'm sure, will suffer sore,
Who, to his own misfortune, reads it.

Thy rhymes, without the aid of magic,
May _once_ be read--but never after:
Yet their effect's by no means tragic,
Although by far too dull for laughter.

But would you make our bosoms bleed,
And of no common pang complain--
If you would make us weep indeed,
Tell us, you'll read them o'er again.