Pay off our bills. Pay off KOJI's bills. Set up college trust funds for each of the kids, and a regular trust for my eldest who isn't doing college.

Buy a good car, buy a new home here in the area we're at because Texas is the best place I've ever lived in my life.

Donate a huge hunk to my church's benevolence fund.

Go to San Francisco. Go to Boston. Go to Australia because I love it.

Get my weight loss surgery, buy the Cadillac of all power wheelchairs. Hire a cook to do all my cooking for me, and a cleaning woman, too.

Get each of the kids their own computer. Throw a huge party for all my friends and fly them in if necessary.

Have reconstructive surgery on the scar on my forehead.

Get a beagle.

What WOULDN'T I do would be a better question.