Apparently i have a virus
I asked: do you believe in God?
Yes, yes i do.
I said: You do know that Judgement Day is coming, and you are preying on the feeble minded, right?
Next time, I'll try to get them to pray about my computer with me before I go where they want me to, and I'll be like: Dear God, please don't judge this asshole too harshly for scamming people!