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Jennifer E. Thomas
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It's almost like there are these periods where our relationship is smooth and steady, and then there are times when it's like standing on the edge of this gorgeous, wonderful waterfall and just letting yourself drop, knowing that there's a safe pool of water ready to catch you at bottom. You take the plunge and you're in wayyyy over your head, but oh man, it's exhilarating, it's breathtaking, it's just incredible and you feel better than you ever have before and the water is cool and refreshing and exactly what you needed.

Sam is my waterfall.

- LJ entry from 8/2005


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Judgement Day

I just got a call from "windows department".
Apparently i have a virus
I asked: do you believe in God?
Yes, yes i do.
I said: You do know that Judgement Day is coming, and you are preying on the feeble minded, right?

Next time, I'll try to get them to pray about my computer with me before I go where they want me to, and I'll be like: Dear God, please don't judge this asshole too harshly for scamming people!

Borderline symptom of the day: annoyedannoyed